The lolBRD Enlenne

omg I'm back I wuz like gone sorta and never made a post but hay look I am right now!

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Today I have a story of 5 people, and there is a moral to this story.

(once upon a time...)
The story begins as one says something like "omg vent lol go on it here hahahahaha"
(only I'm sure he was more articulate about it)
His name was RaiderX.
One other named Enlenne was like "omg I wanna try lawl" and had downloaded the program named "Ventrilo"
She found that her friend Myrrh beat her there, and later she dragged Evanai into the excitement.
Of course that weirdo Dhalmel dragged himself along, as well.

I, the narrator of this tale, do not quite know how it happened, but the 5 fellows decided to go kill the infamous...Vrtra.
One of the 5 had chickened out, however.
Sort of.

Myrrh made it to the Tomb where the dragon slept quickly, and RaiderX soon thereafter. Enlenne was on her way, however...

Rule 1:
Should you decide to be stupid, try going east instead of west when on your way to meet a party. Claim you are going the right way.

Enlenne pulled a rule number 1. "I WAS going right ...on the map!" she said.

Eventually the three met at the tomb, and killed a monster known a "Spook" a time or two. Inari the Dhalmel showed up soonafter, but the first three adventurers slipped into the danger-zone which lay under the tomb. But Inari found them! ...And then he died.


Rule 2:
Should you decide to be very stupid. Run into very high leveleed monsters with no sneak and/or low hp (with bats around). Surely you will die.

Inari followed Stupid Rule number 2, to my belief.
So he home pointed, and Vrtra was up solely to the remaining three.

They entered his chamber...

It was Enlenne's first time seeing the beast. What a Goliath it was! But thanks to her graphics, she could not see the monster from so far away! "Just a few steps closer," she thought. "Oh, crap!" was her thought after, as she saw the beast waddle towards her.

Rule 3:
Should you desire to be stupid, walk towards a very, very high leveled beast with only sneak on, surely the beast aggros to everything anyways, and now you can MPK your party!

Of course, the three warriors died that die by that fowl beast. They sat and waited, and then called upon the one who had not accompanied them: Lokelani, the white.

After much persuasion, she decides to come to our aid. How will this turn out? we wonder. We await our raised with glee, when suddenly the joker, RaiderX, thinks of more ways to have fun.

"We should hp as soon as she gets here!"

Surely, Lokelani would find this humorous! She enjoys chuckles.

She arrives soon, but to our surprise she brought another! Sirivalin tractors them, Raider and Myrrh exclaim "hphphphphphp!" and stuff. RaiderX happened to do it by accident, Myrrh followed him. Enlenne continued to be tractored far away...

Rule 4:
Should you desire to be stupid, hp after losing much experience after a death just before you're about to be raised.

Lokelani dies as Enlenne being tractored, Myrrh and RaiderX keep telling her to return to her home-point, but Enlenne is skeptical. She ended up hp-ing by accident anyways. She thought it was a tractor accept!

So Sirivalin tractors Lokelani back and back and back...

Rule 5:
Repeat Rule 4.

Lokelani home-points with the rest of the adventurers.

Oh, what fun! Oh, how random!

Oh, what a day!!

And they all lived happily ever after.
maybe




This screenshot has nothing to do with anything :D But yeah, that was my day. It was exciting. I stayed up til like 5am like a crazy lady.


harharhar.