The lolBRD Enlenne

It's been almost a month since my last update, wouldja look at that!
Well, I must have accomplished SO MUCH since then, right???????!!
Err....not really.

I wish.

But no. I haven't.

Come to think of it, what HAVE I done? I hardly remember! I can blame my awesome memory on that~! Let's see...

ROOOOOOOOARR!!!
Monster! Heh, Ruffy was helping me with the BLU flag quest (that's right, I still don't have it after starting it a year ago) and we happened across ol' Lizzy! No drop, but heck, I've never claimed her before! Or have I? >.>

Hey, did you know Leaping Lizzy is a girl??? I didn't! But I guess it's so! Elizabeth -> Liz -> Lizzy. Never thought of that. The lizards all just look so ugly-masculine, so I assume they're all doods. Like the type of doods with the thick unibrow that they don't care everybody else is judging. Although I guess there's Frida Kahlo...



BAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
Along the lines of claiming NMs, Lokelani was leveling a lowbie job with me on Dyllan--I'm trying to get Dyl to 20 so I can do The Charming Trio BCNM with her!--and we happened across STRAY MARY! Yeap! I've never seen her before (she is more obviously a girl--never met a male Mary in my life!) and granted never claimed her, so that was exciting! Of course, she owned our faces! We were too low (13-15)! So Loke HP'd and switched to her 1337 WHM, while I lay dead, watching that no one took our sheepy (I was a shepherd). She arrived, claimed sheepy, raised me, and we FOUGHT! And killed! And...got some milk! YAY MILK! No horn, that's okay. At least Dyllan has a 1337 title--Mary's Guide, Booyah! That made it so worth it.

Hey...did sheep always produce good drinkable milk? Goats, I hear, produce a popular milk (though I prefer cow milk) but Sheep milk? Or...is it the same as goat milk?
And why would it drop from a sheep already in a milk container?! SE! LOGIC! DO YOU HAS IT? Has cheezburger, then! U can has!



ZILAAAAAAAAAART!!!!
I've been getting help by Ruffy and Loke on some Zilart missions! Always fun. I'm only on ZM5, didja know?? Had the game (with the expansion) for near 4-5 years, and I'm that far...CoP, I'm still on the promyvions, too >.> And I'm only Windy Rank 6! I need to get these DONE! Really...what do I do in XI? I've been lv 72 for a while now, SAM is still in the 40's, so I haven't been leveling...Obviously haven't been doing the missions...Not many quests done...What on earth do I do when I log on?? I guess I can look at this very blog and find out...But still, what I write about occupies such little time!!
Oh yeah! ZM! So I finished ZM5 yesterday~ And tried ZM6 >.> We got owned in the face again! The three anticans, a PLD, BLM, and RNG...Killed the PLD first, then the BLM, then the RNG got down to 20% and....well...the rest is history. pwned. We were. We'll try again another time! Maybe I'll get Sky someday!


SPLASH!!!
Speaking of Sky, I finally saw its opposite--Sea!

Well...

Sorta.

Obviously, I don't have access to Sea. But Loke does! She let me look from her character, and might I say, Sea is GEORGIOUS and bizarre! I walked on the water and played with the pinkies! Just stared and stared! Then played with the pinkies s'more...then I wanted to play with the Bluey I saw just over there!
Bad idea.
I killed Loke ;_;
I'm sorry!!!! But that was fun. Watching the bluey rise from the depths, from under where I stood, gliding across as if there was nothing to hinder him...Poetic, I tell you!! I got some beautiful screenshots before I totally killed Lokelani, though~ Yay!
(Still sorry D: )

I'm not dead, just sleeping...