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My challenge in this post is to purposley do typos. (What's ironic, is that the first one that I did just two seconds ago was a mistake....but meh, it works!!)
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So Iv'e been doin glotsa stuff lately, rgiht? Sorta.
A few days ago, Ruffy invtied me to Temple of ugglepieh to help him help freinds do sandy 8-2.
I met hima nd Foros, an lsmate of his, at teh temple. For a long time we did liek nohting. Sorta. Just not any of the mssiions, since msot of the peopel wernt there.
I got Myrrh to cmoe along, and tehn we started doing some randmoe stuff.Like we killed that random goblet thing/ I forgot what it was fro. and then i blatantly lied to teh pt, as you can see! D:
And tehn we killed some 'berry dude. i forgot what he was for, too. But hey we killed himm, lol.
eventually theyr friends showed up and we domniated the 8-2 mobs.
Yay for that//
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and here aer some lovley datworks i found and prettied my frends with
Yay for pretties, lol!
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lolol and we got attkced bt pirates!
yay for boats, no?
Myrrh wanted the nm on it to spwan so he could get somethign ist drops, which i guess woudl be a good whm thingy--iforgot what it was thouhg lol.
we totally owened the pirates and we got sme random r/e necklaces (sand charms lolol)
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today ,myrrh anD i went to randomly camp for a swna bilbo, which is a noice brd sword. we killed the wolves in Eldieme for a long whie.
and tehn POPwell i was afk when it popped so ionno how poppety it was D:
it wasa tough fight lol! we had a few close calls but we're too uber to let it get us goodlol
I think we must've got prtety lucky, the net says its a rare drpo !1/1, though w00t i has a sword
ty myrrh1!
i really like this sword much more than the rune blade i was using, espiecially when i used it as /whm....you'll know why if you knowe how its latent effect works, lol!
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So, still in a NM camping mood, i decdied to camp the jujistu gi nm, poisonhand somethign, lol.
I want that gi! just dont feel like spending 130k,..besides, its much more rewrding to wear osomething you campe dyourself. :D
me and loke killed some orcs from a hwile, i d/c'd D: and then she d/cd'! I was sad, coz she ddint come back. so i just solod...nearly died a few timse, but did oklol.
eventually, i turn a corner....
therehe is!
omgthough, someone just logged on by him, drew their sword! idraw my swords.....its all a matter of who swings first!
I won, lol...i kdina stopped paying attention and he got me to low health D: but i survived!1 I ended the battle with a swooping ws, BLAMPH he died.
and...
WELL BOO! i was sure the gi was gpnna drop!i was feeling so lucky D:
So as I speak, I'm recamping him lol...
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And that is the end of my post.....all my spelling errors made me cringe ;_;
Thank goodness I know how to lurn2spell, right??
Time for updates. I've done a lot (LOL) lately, and for some reason, I think some people actually care about what I do on FFXI.
Anyways. Here's the scoop!
(The following is in no particular order, read at your own risk)
Chapter 1: Boredom and Flies
Fly like the wind, boombox!
But I mean the other type of fly. Damselflies in Valkurm. I was bored, and I saw the price of Emperor Hairpin, and was like, OMG I WANT MUNNIEZLOL. I looked up how to camp the Valkurm Emperor, I get there, and I see KAGEMUSHA! I was his counter-camper! He asked what I needed the hairpin for, I say money, he says he don't get it >.>
I take a look at VE's drops online....
Empress Hairpin, rare/ex
What the crap, since when? Got me thinking about how long I've been playing this stupid game. VE's drop *used to* be Emperor Hairpin, not r/e. And Leaping Lizzy dropped Leaping Boots, not Bounding Boots. When did it all change? >.> I don't even know!
So, of course, I decided to help Kage instead. He needed the hairpin, I was just bored.
But kill the placeholders for forever....
And ever...
And then Kage has to leave to go do some...other thing that I forgot.
So it's just me....there was one other CC, I think....but they were slooooow.
I got really good at the placeholder killing and time-tracking.
Placeholder after placeholder after placeholder....
Don't they know?? It's rude manners to save a seat! I think?
It was getting late...
"One more, I'm too tired..."
I kill the PH.....wait 5 min.....widescan....
"Valkurm Emperor"
OMGLOL
I actually claim him, I get to kill him.......
omg, see them apples?
I was mostly just testing to see what I can actually do by myself, so I started with this easy NM. But I proved myself, ish!
I can use the hairpin for my nin, I guess...I'm lvling that up now. Can my sam use it too? I suppose it's better than the headgear I have now, which is just +def, I think.
The End
Chapter 2: Noobs in Halvung
Sorta. We were lv 1. Myrrh and I were doing the Summer event, lol.
And yeah, the moogle turns you into a lv 1 noob and sends you somewhere big. We got into 
Halvung :D (Turns out, trolls are truesight or something...........alls I gotta say, is yay for no xp loss)
And yeah, same ol' same ol', when it comes to the event itself.
We itched our butts together, though.
See...look at that scratchin'.
We're cool.
We sat there for forever eventually. Both mostly at least half afk. Suddenly, though...I see an Eruca come and slaughter Myrrh. He was afk at the time though. But....what just happened? >.> The moogles have us aggro-proof! ...right?
Owait...
Well, that sucked.
I lol'd though.
Chapter 3: Vanity
I've been into .dat editting s'more, I found some cute ones of FFX's Rikku on ffxidats.com~! So that's what Dyllan looks like atm (it'll prolly change soon, though, I change her look the most)
Enlenne also has a new look, I think she looks soooo cute :D Emo, but cute.
I <3 changing my look. And everyone else's look...Evy, for example, has super firey hair and some emo corse costume. Myrrh wears this elegant noble's tunic outfit, or his YYR looks like some cool samurai getup (samurai is totally not summoner...but hey, the YYR looks like the Jujitsu Gi, so why not??)
The End...of Chapter 3.
Chapter 4: I forgot
Ummmm.....I got a new NPC fellow? 
I forgot the dragon fight was 40 cap, so I really got owned as brd...I had no gears! I switched to samurai and owned the thing, though, lol. My new fellow is a....tarutaru. Booyah.
Chapter 5: Oh yeah, I guess this is important
Saved the best for last--I went 1/1 on em!
Click here to see me kill him.
(bitch got owned...lol)
THE ENNNND!
I haven't posted anything, and since I'm too tired (I CAN'T SLEEP DAMMIT) to post anything smartlike, I'll entertain my reader (notice it's singular, I don't think I have >1 reader) with....a story. A story inspired by Lokelani.
It is called...
WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR MOG HOUSE
Enny's Moogle : I'll store your items, kupo!
Enlenne : You never shut up--srsly, shut up.
(Enny leaves)
Enny's Moogle : Gah-damn, she's annoying, why does she make me hold all this junk?!
<Enny's Moogle> Anyone on?
<Evy's Moogle> Yo!
<Enny's Moogle> I'm thinking of quitting the business.
<Evy's Moogle>WHY?????
<Enny's Moogle> COZ I FREAKIN FLOAT HERE FOR HOURS DOING NOTHING!
<Evy's Moogle>..I know what you need.
<Evy's Moogle> one sec
<Enny's Moogle> ?
Evy's Moogle invites you to his party.
(Evy's Moogle) {Hello!}
(Nomad Moogle) Hey
(Maat's Moogle) {/welcome}!
(Enny's Moogle) ...What's going on? We gon' xp?
<Mooglemule>
(Evy's Moogle) Do moogles use xp? ....nvm. No! We're gonna have...
(Evy's Moogle) A SEXY PARTY!!!!!!!
(Nomad Moogle) Like on Family Guy!
<Mooglemule>
(Maat's Moogle) Oh, you watch that show too? It's hilarious, I <3 Quagmire.
(Nomad Moogle) That's why you scare us.
(Enny's Moogle) Will there be mithra?
(Evy's Moogle) Maybe Myrrh's Moogle can see if there's a mannequin in there?
(Enny's Moogle) wtf! A mannequin? You have issues!
(Nomad Moogle) We should rent that Hotel thing in Whitegate.
(Evy's Moogle) I have a rent-a-room in Bastok, though D:
(Evy's Moogle) And okay, I can find mithra.
(Nomad Moogle) You can turn the hosts in the hotel into Mithra.
(Maat's Moogle) Is it really a hotel? It's not like you're staying the night...
(Evy's Moogle) I just said I'm in bastok...and no, that's not very hotel-like D:
(Enny's Moogle) Well, just leave--Lokelani is afk in Batallia, she won't be back soon. *spying on Enlenne's friend list*
(Maat's Moogle) *gasp!*
<Evy's Moogle> Awesome, I'll be there, then!
<Evy's Moogle> mt!
(Evy's Moogle) Awesome, I'll be there, then!
(Enny's Moogle) How is this gonna make me stop quitting being a person's moogle, though?
(Nomad Moogle) Oh, that's why we're doing this?
(Evy's Moogle) >.>
(Evy's Moogle) I just wanted a "sexy-party-time"
(Enny's Moogle) Good enough!
(Enny's Moogle) I'm still angry, though....
(Enny's Moogle) I have to do something.
(Maat's Moogle) I know!!
(Enny's Moogle) I'll switch her jobs!
(Maat's Moogle) Oh, I was gonna say buy a cat...
(Evy's Moogle) Switch her jobs?
(Enny's Moogle) Like...all her jobs to lv 1. And then her pup.....to 70. She doesn't have G5 yet.
(Nomad Moogle) lolPUP.
(Evy's Moogle) Doesn't have G5 yet? lolnoob
(Maat's Moogle) I hang around Maat all the time, and he hasn't given me G-anything D:
(Evy's Moogle) Hey, Enny's Moogle!
(Enny's Moogle) Oh crap.
(Enny's Moogle) Wait.
(Evy's Moogle) ?
(Nomad Moogle) ??
(Enny's Moogle) Enlenne is back.
(Nomad Moogle) CRAP
(Evy's Moogle) What's she doing?
(Maat's Moogle) lol
(Enny's Moogle) ...nothing, just standing there. Think she's afk ;_;
(Evy's Moogle) So you can't come?
(Enny's Moogle) Doesn't look like it...
(Maat's Moogle) Sucks, man.
(Evy's Moogle) Oh well, we'll go without you!
(Enny's Moogle) What??
(Nomad Moogle) lol
(Evy's Moogle) I'm j/k :D
(Enny's Moogle) lol
(Nomad Moogle) so...calling it a night.
(Evy's Moogle) Yeah, I'll just drop him.
(Evy's Moogle) mt
>>Maat's Moogle : What is he talking about?
(Enny's Moogle) >.>
(Nomad Moogle) Night!
Maat's Moogle>> We're still going to that party...
>>Maat's Moogle : w/e man, go ahead.
>>Evy's Moogle : WTF?
Maat's Moogle>> lol ok
Evy's Moogle>> HAHA! noob
Enlenne : ....why is pup....my only lved job....
THE END