The lolBRD Enlenne

I haven't posted anything, and since I'm too tired (I CAN'T SLEEP DAMMIT) to post anything smartlike, I'll entertain my reader (notice it's singular, I don't think I have >1 reader) with....a story. A story inspired by Lokelani.

It is called...

WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR MOG HOUSE

Enny's Moogle : I'll store your items, kupo!
Enlenne : You never shut up--srsly, shut up.

(Enny leaves)

Enny's Moogle : Gah-damn, she's annoying, why does she make me hold all this junk?!
<Enny's Moogle> Anyone on?
<Evy's Moogle> Yo!
<Enny's Moogle> I'm thinking of quitting the business.
<Evy's Moogle>WHY?????
<Enny's Moogle> COZ I FREAKIN FLOAT HERE FOR HOURS DOING NOTHING!
<Evy's Moogle>..I know what you need.
<Evy's Moogle> one sec
<Enny's Moogle> ?
Evy's Moogle invites you to his party.
(Evy's Moogle) {Hello!}
(Nomad Moogle) Hey
(Maat's Moogle) {/welcome}!
(Enny's Moogle) ...What's going on? We gon' xp?
<Mooglemule> Hey wassup?
(Evy's Moogle) Do moogles use xp? ....nvm. No! We're gonna have...
(Evy's Moogle) A SEXY PARTY!!!!!!!
(Nomad Moogle) Like on Family Guy!
<Mooglemule> ...hello? I see you in the ls list.
(Maat's Moogle) Oh, you watch that show too? It's hilarious, I <3 Quagmire.
(Nomad Moogle) That's why you scare us.
(Enny's Moogle) Will there be mithra?
(Evy's Moogle) Maybe Myrrh's Moogle can see if there's a mannequin in there?
<Mooglemule> afk, right?
(Enny's Moogle) wtf! A mannequin? You have issues!
(Nomad Moogle) We should rent that Hotel thing in Whitegate.
(Evy's Moogle) I have a rent-a-room in Bastok, though D:
(Evy's Moogle) And okay, I can find mithra.
(Nomad Moogle) You can turn the hosts in the hotel into Mithra.
(Maat's Moogle) Is it really a hotel? It's not like you're staying the night...
(Evy's Moogle) I just said I'm in bastok...and no, that's not very hotel-like D:
<Mooglemule> /wrists
(Enny's Moogle) Well, just leave--Lokelani is afk in Batallia, she won't be back soon. *spying on Enlenne's friend list*
(Maat's Moogle) *gasp!*
<Evy's Moogle> Awesome, I'll be there, then!
<Evy's Moogle> mt!
(Evy's Moogle) Awesome, I'll be there, then!
<Mooglemule> WTF
(Enny's Moogle) How is this gonna make me stop quitting being a person's moogle, though?
(Nomad Moogle) Oh, that's why we're doing this?
(Evy's Moogle) >.>
(Evy's Moogle) I just wanted a "sexy-party-time"
(Enny's Moogle) Good enough!
<Mooglemule> Why are you ignoring me???
(Enny's Moogle) I'm still angry, though....
(Enny's Moogle) I have to do something.
(Maat's Moogle) I know!!
(Enny's Moogle) I'll switch her jobs!
(Maat's Moogle) Oh, I was gonna say buy a cat...
(Evy's Moogle) Switch her jobs?
(Enny's Moogle) Like...all her jobs to lv 1. And then her pup.....to 70. She doesn't have G5 yet.
(Nomad Moogle) lolPUP.
(Evy's Moogle) Doesn't have G5 yet? lolnoob
(Maat's Moogle) I hang around Maat all the time, and he hasn't given me G-anything D:
<Mooglemule> I'mma go off myself tonight.
<Mooglemule> Being ignored.
(Evy's Moogle) Hey, Enny's Moogle!
(Enny's Moogle) Oh crap.
(Enny's Moogle) Wait.
(Evy's Moogle) ?
(Nomad Moogle) ??
<Mooglemule> WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET YOUR ATTENTION!??!??!????
(Enny's Moogle) Enlenne is back.
(Nomad Moogle) CRAP
(Evy's Moogle) What's she doing?
(Maat's Moogle) lol
(Enny's Moogle) ...nothing, just standing there. Think she's afk ;_;
(Evy's Moogle) So you can't come?
<Mooglemule> YOUR MOM PLAYS CARD GAMES IN HELL!
(Enny's Moogle) Doesn't look like it...
(Maat's Moogle) Sucks, man.
(Evy's Moogle) Oh well, we'll go without you!
(Enny's Moogle) What??
(Nomad Moogle) lol
<Mooglemule> IM NOT GIMP IM LEET I HAVE BEST GEAR I CAN BRENNER YOU ILL WIN
(Evy's Moogle) I'm j/k :D
(Enny's Moogle) lol
<Mooglemule> JEEZUZ guys, pay attention to mmeee! I need attention!!!!!!!!111
(Nomad Moogle) so...calling it a night.
(Evy's Moogle) Yeah, I'll just drop him.
(Evy's Moogle) mt
>>Maat's Moogle : What is he talking about?
(Enny's Moogle) >.>
(Nomad Moogle) Night!
Maat's Moogle>> We're still going to that party...
<Mooglemule> I'M GONNA GO BLOOD WARP OFF A CLIFF!!!
>>Maat's Moogle : w/e man, go ahead.
>>Evy's Moogle : WTF?
Maat's Moogle>> lol ok
Evy's Moogle>> HAHA! noob
Enlenne : ....why is pup....my only lved job....

THE END