The lolBRD Enlenne

Time for updates. I've done a lot (LOL) lately, and for some reason, I think some people actually care about what I do on FFXI.

Anyways. Here's the scoop!

(The following is in no particular order, read at your own risk)

Chapter 1: Boredom and Flies

Fly like the wind, boombox!
But I mean the other type of fly. Damselflies in Valkurm. I was bored, and I saw the price of Emperor Hairpin, and was like, OMG I WANT MUNNIEZLOL. I looked up how to camp the Valkurm Emperor, I get there, and I see KAGEMUSHA! I was his counter-camper! He asked what I needed the hairpin for, I say money, he says he don't get it >.>
I take a look at VE's drops online....
Empress Hairpin, rare/ex
What the crap, since when? Got me thinking about how long I've been playing this stupid game. VE's drop *used to* be Emperor Hairpin, not r/e. And Leaping Lizzy dropped Leaping Boots, not Bounding Boots. When did it all change? >.> I don't even know!
So, of course, I decided to help Kage instead. He needed the hairpin, I was just bored.
But kill the placeholders for forever....
And ever...
And then Kage has to leave to go do some...other thing that I forgot.

So it's just me....there was one other CC, I think....but they were slooooow.
I got really good at the placeholder killing and time-tracking.
Placeholder after placeholder after placeholder....
Don't they know?? It's rude manners to save a seat! I think?

It was getting late...
"One more, I'm too tired..."
I kill the PH.....wait 5 min.....widescan....
"Valkurm Emperor"
OMGLOL

I actually claim him, I get to kill him.......

omg, see them apples?

I was mostly just testing to see what I can actually do by myself, so I started with this easy NM. But I proved myself, ish!

I can use the hairpin for my nin, I guess...I'm lvling that up now. Can my sam use it too? I suppose it's better than the headgear I have now, which is just +def, I think.

The End

Chapter 2: Noobs in Halvung

Sorta. We were lv 1. Myrrh and I were doing the Summer event, lol.
And yeah, the moogle turns you into a lv 1 noob and sends you somewhere big. We got into Halvung :D (Turns out, trolls are truesight or something...........alls I gotta say, is yay for no xp loss)

And yeah, same ol' same ol', when it comes to the event itself.

We itched our butts together, though.

See...look at that scratchin'.

We're cool.

We sat there for forever eventually. Both mostly at least half afk. Suddenly, though...I see an Eruca come and slaughter Myrrh. He was afk at the time though. But....what just happened? >.> The moogles have us aggro-proof! ...right?

Owait...

Well, that sucked.

I lol'd though.

Chapter 3: Vanity


I've been into .dat editting s'more, I found some cute ones of FFX's Rikku on ffxidats.com~! So that's what Dyllan looks like atm (it'll prolly change soon, though, I change her look the most)

Enlenne also has a new look, I think she looks soooo cute :D Emo, but cute.

I <3 changing my look. And everyone else's look...Evy, for example, has super firey hair and some emo corse costume. Myrrh wears this elegant noble's tunic outfit, or his YYR looks like some cool samurai getup (samurai is totally not summoner...but hey, the YYR looks like the Jujitsu Gi, so why not??)

The End...of Chapter 3.

Chapter 4: I forgot

Ummmm.....I got a new NPC fellow? I forgot the dragon fight was 40 cap, so I really got owned as brd...I had no gears! I switched to samurai and owned the thing, though, lol. My new fellow is a....tarutaru. Booyah.

Chapter 5: Oh yeah, I guess this is important

Saved the best for last--I went 1/1 on em!
Click here to see me kill him.










(bitch got owned...lol)




THE ENNNND!