Haven't updated in ages.
I can't type well or be funny.
So I present to you the first edition of Enny's Picture Book:
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The End
-Still lv 71
-Can't find anymore good .dats
-Race Converter is fun
-Joined Dynamis with Encore
(I have 3 city wins now, just need Bastok)
-Pankramon is an okay thing to pass the time
-Stuff
-I decided to just buy the Jujitsu Gi
-I only have 9k now
-More stuff
-Heroes is gonna be back on soon
-So are some other good shows
-Even more stuff-Scrubs is gonna be on in a few minutes
-This isn't XIrelated anymore
-Haven't done much XIwise
-owell
-Altepa Desert Sucks
-All alone again...
-Nothin' going on now
I just watch Farce of the Penguins lol
Until next time, if I feel like it~!
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My challenge in this post is to purposley do typos. (What's ironic, is that the first one that I did just two seconds ago was a mistake....but meh, it works!!)
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So Iv'e been doin glotsa stuff lately, rgiht? Sorta.
A few days ago, Ruffy invtied me to Temple of ugglepieh to help him help freinds do sandy 8-2.
I met hima nd Foros, an lsmate of his, at teh temple. For a long time we did liek nohting. Sorta. Just not any of the mssiions, since msot of the peopel wernt there.
I got Myrrh to cmoe along, and tehn we started doing some randmoe stuff.Like we killed that random goblet thing/ I forgot what it was fro. and then i blatantly lied to teh pt, as you can see! D:
And tehn we killed some 'berry dude. i forgot what he was for, too. But hey we killed himm, lol.
eventually theyr friends showed up and we domniated the 8-2 mobs.
Yay for that//
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and here aer some lovley datworks i found and prettied my frends with
Yay for pretties, lol!
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lolol and we got attkced bt pirates!
yay for boats, no?
Myrrh wanted the nm on it to spwan so he could get somethign ist drops, which i guess woudl be a good whm thingy--iforgot what it was thouhg lol.
we totally owened the pirates and we got sme random r/e necklaces (sand charms lolol)
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today ,myrrh anD i went to randomly camp for a swna bilbo, which is a noice brd sword. we killed the wolves in Eldieme for a long whie.
and tehn POPwell i was afk when it popped so ionno how poppety it was D:
it wasa tough fight lol! we had a few close calls but we're too uber to let it get us goodlol
I think we must've got prtety lucky, the net says its a rare drpo !1/1, though w00t i has a sword
ty myrrh1!
i really like this sword much more than the rune blade i was using, espiecially when i used it as /whm....you'll know why if you knowe how its latent effect works, lol!
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So, still in a NM camping mood, i decdied to camp the jujistu gi nm, poisonhand somethign, lol.
I want that gi! just dont feel like spending 130k,..besides, its much more rewrding to wear osomething you campe dyourself. :D
me and loke killed some orcs from a hwile, i d/c'd D: and then she d/cd'! I was sad, coz she ddint come back. so i just solod...nearly died a few timse, but did oklol.
eventually, i turn a corner....
therehe is!
omgthough, someone just logged on by him, drew their sword! idraw my swords.....its all a matter of who swings first!
I won, lol...i kdina stopped paying attention and he got me to low health D: but i survived!1 I ended the battle with a swooping ws, BLAMPH he died.
and...
WELL BOO! i was sure the gi was gpnna drop!i was feeling so lucky D:
So as I speak, I'm recamping him lol...
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And that is the end of my post.....all my spelling errors made me cringe ;_;
Thank goodness I know how to lurn2spell, right??
Time for updates. I've done a lot (LOL) lately, and for some reason, I think some people actually care about what I do on FFXI.
Anyways. Here's the scoop!
(The following is in no particular order, read at your own risk)
Chapter 1: Boredom and Flies
Fly like the wind, boombox!
But I mean the other type of fly. Damselflies in Valkurm. I was bored, and I saw the price of Emperor Hairpin, and was like, OMG I WANT MUNNIEZLOL. I looked up how to camp the Valkurm Emperor, I get there, and I see KAGEMUSHA! I was his counter-camper! He asked what I needed the hairpin for, I say money, he says he don't get it >.>
I take a look at VE's drops online....
Empress Hairpin, rare/ex
What the crap, since when? Got me thinking about how long I've been playing this stupid game. VE's drop *used to* be Emperor Hairpin, not r/e. And Leaping Lizzy dropped Leaping Boots, not Bounding Boots. When did it all change? >.> I don't even know!
So, of course, I decided to help Kage instead. He needed the hairpin, I was just bored.
But kill the placeholders for forever....
And ever...
And then Kage has to leave to go do some...other thing that I forgot.
So it's just me....there was one other CC, I think....but they were slooooow.
I got really good at the placeholder killing and time-tracking.
Placeholder after placeholder after placeholder....
Don't they know?? It's rude manners to save a seat! I think?
It was getting late...
"One more, I'm too tired..."
I kill the PH.....wait 5 min.....widescan....
"Valkurm Emperor"
OMGLOL
I actually claim him, I get to kill him.......
omg, see them apples?
I was mostly just testing to see what I can actually do by myself, so I started with this easy NM. But I proved myself, ish!
I can use the hairpin for my nin, I guess...I'm lvling that up now. Can my sam use it too? I suppose it's better than the headgear I have now, which is just +def, I think.
The End
Chapter 2: Noobs in Halvung
Sorta. We were lv 1. Myrrh and I were doing the Summer event, lol.
And yeah, the moogle turns you into a lv 1 noob and sends you somewhere big. We got into 
Halvung :D (Turns out, trolls are truesight or something...........alls I gotta say, is yay for no xp loss)
And yeah, same ol' same ol', when it comes to the event itself.
We itched our butts together, though.
See...look at that scratchin'.
We're cool.
We sat there for forever eventually. Both mostly at least half afk. Suddenly, though...I see an Eruca come and slaughter Myrrh. He was afk at the time though. But....what just happened? >.> The moogles have us aggro-proof! ...right?
Owait...
Well, that sucked.
I lol'd though.
Chapter 3: Vanity
I've been into .dat editting s'more, I found some cute ones of FFX's Rikku on ffxidats.com~! So that's what Dyllan looks like atm (it'll prolly change soon, though, I change her look the most)
Enlenne also has a new look, I think she looks soooo cute :D Emo, but cute.
I <3 changing my look. And everyone else's look...Evy, for example, has super firey hair and some emo corse costume. Myrrh wears this elegant noble's tunic outfit, or his YYR looks like some cool samurai getup (samurai is totally not summoner...but hey, the YYR looks like the Jujitsu Gi, so why not??)
The End...of Chapter 3.
Chapter 4: I forgot
Ummmm.....I got a new NPC fellow? 
I forgot the dragon fight was 40 cap, so I really got owned as brd...I had no gears! I switched to samurai and owned the thing, though, lol. My new fellow is a....tarutaru. Booyah.
Chapter 5: Oh yeah, I guess this is important
Saved the best for last--I went 1/1 on em!
Click here to see me kill him.
(bitch got owned...lol)
THE ENNNND!
I haven't posted anything, and since I'm too tired (I CAN'T SLEEP DAMMIT) to post anything smartlike, I'll entertain my reader (notice it's singular, I don't think I have >1 reader) with....a story. A story inspired by Lokelani.
It is called...
WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR MOG HOUSE
Enny's Moogle : I'll store your items, kupo!
Enlenne : You never shut up--srsly, shut up.
(Enny leaves)
Enny's Moogle : Gah-damn, she's annoying, why does she make me hold all this junk?!
<Enny's Moogle> Anyone on?
<Evy's Moogle> Yo!
<Enny's Moogle> I'm thinking of quitting the business.
<Evy's Moogle>WHY?????
<Enny's Moogle> COZ I FREAKIN FLOAT HERE FOR HOURS DOING NOTHING!
<Evy's Moogle>..I know what you need.
<Evy's Moogle> one sec
<Enny's Moogle> ?
Evy's Moogle invites you to his party.
(Evy's Moogle) {Hello!}
(Nomad Moogle) Hey
(Maat's Moogle) {/welcome}!
(Enny's Moogle) ...What's going on? We gon' xp?
<Mooglemule>
(Evy's Moogle) Do moogles use xp? ....nvm. No! We're gonna have...
(Evy's Moogle) A SEXY PARTY!!!!!!!
(Nomad Moogle) Like on Family Guy!
<Mooglemule>
(Maat's Moogle) Oh, you watch that show too? It's hilarious, I <3 Quagmire.
(Nomad Moogle) That's why you scare us.
(Enny's Moogle) Will there be mithra?
(Evy's Moogle) Maybe Myrrh's Moogle can see if there's a mannequin in there?
(Enny's Moogle) wtf! A mannequin? You have issues!
(Nomad Moogle) We should rent that Hotel thing in Whitegate.
(Evy's Moogle) I have a rent-a-room in Bastok, though D:
(Evy's Moogle) And okay, I can find mithra.
(Nomad Moogle) You can turn the hosts in the hotel into Mithra.
(Maat's Moogle) Is it really a hotel? It's not like you're staying the night...
(Evy's Moogle) I just said I'm in bastok...and no, that's not very hotel-like D:
(Enny's Moogle) Well, just leave--Lokelani is afk in Batallia, she won't be back soon. *spying on Enlenne's friend list*
(Maat's Moogle) *gasp!*
<Evy's Moogle> Awesome, I'll be there, then!
<Evy's Moogle> mt!
(Evy's Moogle) Awesome, I'll be there, then!
(Enny's Moogle) How is this gonna make me stop quitting being a person's moogle, though?
(Nomad Moogle) Oh, that's why we're doing this?
(Evy's Moogle) >.>
(Evy's Moogle) I just wanted a "sexy-party-time"
(Enny's Moogle) Good enough!
(Enny's Moogle) I'm still angry, though....
(Enny's Moogle) I have to do something.
(Maat's Moogle) I know!!
(Enny's Moogle) I'll switch her jobs!
(Maat's Moogle) Oh, I was gonna say buy a cat...
(Evy's Moogle) Switch her jobs?
(Enny's Moogle) Like...all her jobs to lv 1. And then her pup.....to 70. She doesn't have G5 yet.
(Nomad Moogle) lolPUP.
(Evy's Moogle) Doesn't have G5 yet? lolnoob
(Maat's Moogle) I hang around Maat all the time, and he hasn't given me G-anything D:
(Evy's Moogle) Hey, Enny's Moogle!
(Enny's Moogle) Oh crap.
(Enny's Moogle) Wait.
(Evy's Moogle) ?
(Nomad Moogle) ??
(Enny's Moogle) Enlenne is back.
(Nomad Moogle) CRAP
(Evy's Moogle) What's she doing?
(Maat's Moogle) lol
(Enny's Moogle) ...nothing, just standing there. Think she's afk ;_;
(Evy's Moogle) So you can't come?
(Enny's Moogle) Doesn't look like it...
(Maat's Moogle) Sucks, man.
(Evy's Moogle) Oh well, we'll go without you!
(Enny's Moogle) What??
(Nomad Moogle) lol
(Evy's Moogle) I'm j/k :D
(Enny's Moogle) lol
(Nomad Moogle) so...calling it a night.
(Evy's Moogle) Yeah, I'll just drop him.
(Evy's Moogle) mt
>>Maat's Moogle : What is he talking about?
(Enny's Moogle) >.>
(Nomad Moogle) Night!
Maat's Moogle>> We're still going to that party...
>>Maat's Moogle : w/e man, go ahead.
>>Evy's Moogle : WTF?
Maat's Moogle>> lol ok
Evy's Moogle>> HAHA! noob
Enlenne : ....why is pup....my only lved job....
THE END
So I have done some work as of late. Let's start with two days ago.
Raid, Loke and I went to hunt for more of my Crown things! To be odd, the skull was a cinch to drop. (And on a side note, this is hard to write like this.) Then we went to (I do not know how to say this) the place with the green dudes with the knives. That place that sucks. Giant Fish Bones would dr
op there, but they seemed to not drop at all! We spent a lot of time there. Raid got bored, I guess, too(See pic:) That was a ton of green dudes. As well, while there, I bought a yag helm from Loke! Then I sold it back and bought it once more at Sand 
Caves. We got tired of the green dudes, who would not drop a thing, and moved to the caves to get the Salt. Damn, that yag helm is teh secks. It took a while to get to the right worms, but the salt dropped soon. It was time to go back to the green dude place! We fought for a while there some more, Raid kept saying, "last one, I'm tired" yet still kept on. We got to one at last, Loke said a thing like "It's this one, I know it." And....she was right.So, stoked that I had all of my non-AH things, I rushed to the AH to buy the rest. I got it all, save for a toad and bulb.
Sleep time!
I woke up, checked the AH as soon as I could, and yay me! The bulb was in stock! But where is that toad?/???1 Such a cheap thing, but not in stock. I was a sad black-and-white-bear-from-the-east-lands. But yay me, Myrrh was here to save the day! He took me to the Sea place by Norg to hunt down the fish-me
n who drop the toad. It took a few kills , but here it was! I was yay. I had all of my Crown quest things! But while we were there, I thought some pay back (did I cheat?) was due. Due to my wish, we went after Novv. He popped like as soon as we got there! Yay! But then...We called to mind that we can't kill him just the two of us. In fact, when we had a lot of links, it killed us. But I called for Raid and Loke to come help, and they did! Yay me! So we killed that fish man, but no drop--at least he was dead.
I AM A KING!Yay me.
So then Raid and Loke and Jos invited Myrrh and I to help them rank up
some more. YAAAAAAAAAAY stuff. We killed lots of stuffs. Back in that place with the green dudes who have knives. I did not quite know what we were doing, but it was fun either way. Then we went back to the Sea place by Norg since Novv could spawn soon. This time, we had a plan: Jos. Jos the thief. YAAY!So we killed all the stuff there and then stood there. Jos was a noob that got killed coz of how noob he was twice. So we sat on him as he lay dead. Silly Jos.
It seemed as if Novv would not pop! We stood a while, Myrrh got tired and went to bed. It was just a few minutes....POP!
I was soo stoked!So then we went to do more rank-up things for Raid, Loke, and Jos. Now, sinc
e Myrrh left, I was the only non-Sand person there. But all was well! We killed weird bird things. So that was 9-1 for them.Those birds looked cool.
I logged off to do .dat stuff, and those three went to do 9-2. I guess they did it :D They are rank 10 now.
Loke got to rank 10 in a week, how mad.
I should go rank up soon. But...I have to get Maat. MAAT! YOU ARE NEXT!
I'M COMING FOR YOU!
(That last part and this part doesn't count for the one-syllable thing. That was pretty hard.)